Less than a week until nothing out of the ordinary happens. Poll: How will Rapturites react?

It is no longer news that a small group of devout American Christians are eagerly awaiting this coming Saturday, May 21st, which they believe will see the Rapture of all spiritually and morally upstanding Christians into Heaven, leaving the rest of us behind. As described on their website, WeCanKnow.Com, this group also believes that on October 21st, their omnibenevolent God will destroy the World.

In other news, to my friends back in Ajax, Ontario: I’ll be home this weekend. Let me know if you want to do something, as I’ve got no real plans, aside from touching up my resume as I work to kick-start my fledgling career, which I don’t expect to be thwarted by any major cosmic events.